Tuesday, March 5, 2013

5 ways people respond to fainting




Five ways people respond to my fainting

Over the past four years, I have noticed that others respond to fainting in different ways. Here are the five most common responses.

Chicken with its head cut off- This person sees you fall and has no clue what to do. They refuse to believe you when you say you are fine. They call someone. When I recover, they say things like “You might hit your head on that corner. You should wear a helmet- Wait, let’s just wrap you in bubble wrap.”

Liability eagles- These people are concerned about one thing- a lawsuit. They are usually managers and want to make sure things are ok, but still go nuts. This person will tell you not to walk upright in the store, or even worse, “if you faint, you shouldn’t be doing anything.”

Good Samaritan- Notices you on the floor. Immediately offers to help you up and asks if you need anything. They will usually bring water or Gatorade, should you need it. They will also go in search of whoever is supposed to be with you. They calm down.

Mr./Mrs Reason- these people realize that I am on the floor, but quickly move on as soon as they know you are ok. Will ask about the disorder.

Used to the fainting- these are the people I know best. They are used to seeing me fall. In fact, eventually, most will say-“Step over her, she’s fine. It is just SS.”

I think this sums it up quite well.
 


 

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